Will to Kill

A new and disconcerting feeling- the uncontrolled desire to kick someone.

An epic night

The world shall not perish.

Eating with your hands

Wet-nap, anyone?

The day we’ve all been waiting for…testing day!

The official beginning of my bada*sness.

I Hate Graphic Design

I should have been a plumber. They at least get paid well.

Suicidal Frog

Suicidal frog!

A Father’s Love

Fathers, I implore you, love your daughters. You, whose desire is to be a hero and fight against evil and injustice, often fail to see that you already have in your hand a marvelous weapon- your daughters.

Papa don’t go!

Daddy please don’t go!

Pope Day!

Pope Day in DC!

I am Peter Gibbons.

Office Space IS my life.