Why owning a car is good practice for having kids

S**t happens, I’m over it. Amen!

The fire of the exotic

Once the fire of the exotic settles in your soul, it is impossible to be rid of it.

The EXTREME GAME!!!!!

The game is utter chaos and hilarity.

I’d want to glue myself to Shakira so I could get free dance lessons

Stuck on Gordon Brown.

“Type-A Wackletes”

Kathryn Bertine makes the untouchable touchable.

My Olympic Dream

Can I just make the simple decision to go to the Olympics, and then practice my butt off until I get there?

Secrets of the Millionaire Matchmaker

Someone high-profile sees it too.

Tearing a page out of Dave Barry’s book

Dave Barry’s Guide to Guys

Reflections of a worldly virgin

Chastity is the perfection of love.