Warm tits

Dear British friends,

I was greatly amused by the article entitled “Great tits cope well with warming” which your government-sponsored news agency, the BBC, had written. I had to click the link, as you had already awakened my Freudian subconscious. To my great disappointment, I was not treated to scientific information about my genetic mammary disposition. Rather, I learned that you will have at least one bird around in the hot future to defecate on your shiny new electric cars.

On the other hand, as your website is well connected, I imagine it will score high today on the Google search for “tits”. Perhaps you will have given the mind-numbed porn addict a bit of zoological edification, teaching them about animals of a different sort. I understand that as a government entity, the BBC is attempting to be a moral compass for society; although perhaps not intended in this case, I applaud this beneficial result. Keep up the good work.

Sincerely,

Cathy

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One Response

  1. I had the exact same experience with that story. It’s good to know that I wasn’t the only one who was “disappointed” to find out it was about birds.

    on a related note, if you like foul-mouthed birds making jokes about indie rock, check out indietits.com because it is hilarious. if you don’t like bad language or indie rock, you probably won’t find it funny.

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